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When she first ascended to the throne and finally took over from her sister, it brought in a new era of freedom for the English people.

And the English people were happy. They'd had a hard time under her father, Henry VIII.

Don't you understand that yet?

Oh, um, 'cause he was bad, right?

Well, it's not so much he was bad, but he did chop off the heads of four of his wives.