Sexy blondine met grote natuurlijke tieten wordt op tafel geneukt

I'm Rip Eiman, and this week's letter comes from Danny in New York.

Danny writes, "Dear Man-Whore, I just came out of a nasty divorce and I'd like to kick-start my love life again.

However, I'm scared that I'm going to end up with another bitchy, money-grubbing whore who will gain weight until she's as big as a house

and nag me about my fucking insensitivity and lack of listening skills."

Danny asks, "What should I do?"