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Hey. So I have a surprise for you. I have a present for you, actually. I was a bad girl and tore my jeans.

So now I figured I'm not going to be able to wear them for much longer, so why don't we just get them a little extra dirty?

I want you to come on them. Somehow I have a feeling you would be more than eager to oblige.

I know it's not going to take you very long.

No.